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Grumpy Bao

It's okay to be grumpy sometimes.

Dope (Lyrics) 🎵

admin, September 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Verse 1
Did you see my post today
That surfboard flex in Tumon Bay
Ey you’re such an influencer

Look out for my selfie spree
I’m a hottie can’t you see
Just in case you don’t remember

Pre-chorus
My brain is on vacation
And I’m craving validation (na na na)
An undeniable addiction
Do I have to spell it out for ya

Chorus
Gimme that dope dope dopamine
Cuz it’s what what what I need
Come on swipe, click, tap, light up my screen

I want that superficial high
When you like, comment, and subscribe
I might die if you unfollow me
Please don’t scroll away

Verse 2
My new wife’s a beauty queen
Yeah, you’re blowing up our feed
Such an alpha and your trophy’s still nineteen

Don’t forget your boarding pass
Tweet the one that says first class
Pop that champange, flash that ring from Tiffany’s

Pre-chorus
My brain is on vacation
And I’m craving validation (na na na)
Brimming with anticipation
These withdrawals are just too much for me

Chorus
So give me that dope dope dopamine
Cuz it’s what what what I need
Come on swipe, click, tap, light up my screen

I want that superficial high
When you like, comment, and subscribe
I might die if you unfollow me
Please don’t scroll away

Bridge
To all the fuckboys
The finance bros
The CEOs
Bitches and hoes
Let’s raise a glass to boundless vanity

The insta-moms
Curated flex
“So humbled by this”
Don’t you ever forget
Here’s a toast to your insecurities

Verse 3
“Dear followers I’m turning three”
You wrote for your mini me
Still in diapers but she’s got her own IG

“Guys I just rescued a cat”
Your not-so-subtle humble brag
Cause all I see is just a picture of your ass

Pre-chorus
My brain is on vacation
And I’m craving validation (na na na)
Think I need an intervention
Don’t you know I’m just another junkie (sigh)

Chorus
So give me that dope dope dopamine
Cuz it’s what what what I need
Come on swipe, click, tap, light up my screen

I want that superficial high
When you like, comment, and subscribe
I might die if you unfollow me
Please don’t scroll away

So give me that dope dope dopamine
Cuz it’s what what what I need
Come on swipe, click, tap, light up my screen

I want that superficial high
When you like, comment, and subscribe
Can you feed this narcassistic beast

In you
In me

So gimme that dopamine

For you
For me

🎵

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