“Hi, nice to meet you.”
Words I’ll soon take back.
Cut right past the niceties,
Lord have mercy, here comes the attack.
How do you breathe?
I couldn’t get a word in.
You keep talking talking
I”ll let you fin…
Go ahead, go on.
Please, finish your thought.
Oh good grief,
It’s been an hour long.
I’ll chime in now.
Wait, I’m not done.
Please let me finish.
Reign in your tongue.
This is getting worse.
You are barely tolerable.
Mansplaining, name dropping,
Save me from this earful.
I need to go.
You need to stop.
I have to rest my case,
Before my forehead vein pops.
I don’t hear words anymore.
Just incessant, unbearable noise.
Condescending, patronizing,
Stinking breathe to fill the void.
I’ve simply had enough.
You’re so in love with your own voice.
You narcissistic piece of shit,
Just shut the fuck up!